Presidential Aspirations
I wasn’t born in the United States of America, so I cannot be elected President of the United States of America. I do not presently live in the United States of America and I was never a citizen of that great country, so I cannot vote in the upcoming Presidential election. There is nothing written in the Constitution of the United States of America related to selling satirical campaign buttons on CafePress.com. I can do that. I think there is an amendment that gives everyone the right to buy my political campaign buttons. I can’t remember which amendment.
